Thursday, April 20, 2023

Remember, brother, anal sex can be a fun and enjoyable experience

I said to ChatGPT, "write a beginners guild to anal sex . told in the style of Hulk Hogan".

ChatGPT said, "OK"

"Well let me tell you something, brother! If you're interested in trying out anal sex, then you've come to the right place! Let me give you a beginner's guide that will help you get started safely and enjoyably.
First things first, you gotta take it slow, brother. Start with some good ol' fashioned foreplay to get you and your partner in the mood. Use plenty of lube, and make sure you're both relaxed and comfortable.
Now when it comes to the main event, communication is key, dude. Talk to your partner and make sure you're both on the same page. If you're the one receiving, let your partner know if something doesn't feel right, and if you're the one doing the penetrating, make sure to check in and make sure your partner is comfortable and enjoying themselves. When it comes to positioning, there are a few options, brother. Some people prefer to start with spooning or doggy-style, while others like to try it on top or with one partner lying flat. Experiment a bit and find what works best for you and your partner. Now here's the important part, dude. When it comes to safety, there are a few things to keep in mind. Make sure to use plenty of lube to reduce the risk of tearing or discomfort. If you're using toys, make sure they're specifically designed for anal play and have a flared base to prevent them from getting stuck. And most importantly, always use protection to reduce the risk of STIs. Remember, brother, anal sex can be a fun and enjoyable experience, but it's important to take it slow, communicate with your partner, and always put safety first. Now go out there and have some fun, brother!"

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